Do you have feelings of inadequacy?

Do you suffer from shyness?

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*If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas.

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You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas.

Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Margaritas.

However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include, but are not limited to:

- Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration

- Erotic lustfulness

- Loss of motor control

- Loss of clothing

- Loss of money

- Loss of virginity

- Attraction to the same sex

- Table dancing

- Headache

- Dehydration

- Dry mouth

- And a desire to sing Karaoke

WARNING:

The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING:

The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

WARNING:

The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.

WARNING:

The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

Call your doctor and try Margaritas today.

LMAO....good one....Holly!!!

Try this one!

Despondex

LOL SD,

I think I added that one in here somewhere too Funny stuff!

OOPS...sorry Holly...

I see that you did add that one already...just through facebook. I don't use my facebook account very much so I must have overlooked it.

I love The ONION!!! Did you see the one about Sony's new POS? LMAO.....

I have a Sony laptop...it was the coolest thing ever...until the warranty expired. A week after (one year warranty) the motherboard fried and I was totally screwed out of $2000
All of my dogs baby pictures are still on that hard drive!!! I'm still fuming over it and my dog is 6 years old now. arrrrghhhh!!!!

Anyway...I still have the laptop....maybe I can yank out the hard drive and recover some of my music and pics...I dunno... *shrug*

SD

Hi SD

I haven't seen the one about Sony's POS. I'll have to pop in to see it. 'The Onion'is SO funny, I love it too.

Sony huh! Should'a got a Dell! LOL My Dell won't die! I want a new one so I can upgrade but my partner won't let me spend the money till this one dies (or at least has an issue that would cost more to fix than it's worth). It's 4 years old now - top of the line then .. and bottom of the heap now, yet it keeps on keepin on! Damn it!

You can definately get the hard drive out of you laptop and rescue all of the stuff you had on it. I can get you some details if you need to know more on how to do it. Lemme know. Oh, when did your warranty expire? Let me tell you a story .. we have a Brother 5in1 machine, it calfed off about a month after the warranty. My partner was choked and wrote a very well written complaint to Brother (stating how she was tired of these companies making products that are only meant to last the warranty time so that peope are forced to continue purchasing products and thus adding things to the landfills that will never breakdown) and they replaced the dead unit with a refurbished one free of charge. SO that's somethign to consider too

Anywho .. TTYL

Holly

LMAO

Sony's POS was funny! But yet .. oddly TRUE! I better knock on wood I have a PS3 and I don't want it to become a POS in revenge of my comment.

TTYL

Holly

That's funny Holly. Hope you don't mind, I thought it'd be a nice addition to a page I'm working on. I've linked to it here: Politics of Psychiatry.

And thanks for Despondex. I loved it. I posted it on Questioning Medications a while back. Check out the cartoons I posted there (from Mike Adams).

Shrinklady

Hi ShrinkLady,

I'm glad that the hours I spend on the net looking for stupid things to make myself and others laugh has finally paid off LOL
Glad you could use them!

Holly

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