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Christmas Carols for the Psychologically-Chalenged!

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I found a Christmas card that I just HAD to buy. I split my sides laughing out loud in the shop!! I hope to give you all a laugh and I really hope no-one s offended – if so please let me know and I’ll delete.

Scizo: “Do you hear what I hear?”
Narcissistic: “hark! The herald angels sing about Me!”
Mania: “Deck the Halls & Walls & House & Lawns & Streets & Office & Kitchen & …..”
Paranoid: “Santa Claus is coming to get Me!”
Multiple: “We 3 Queens Disoriented Are …”
Obsessive: “Jingle Bell Bell Bell Bell Bell Bell Bell!...”
Passive-Aggressive: “On the 1st Day of Christmas My true love gave to me & then took it away..”

I hope you’ve had a laugh as well.
Cheers, Morgs
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