(((Lampers)))

That's a great oxymoron! I wish I'd thought of that one when we did the top ten of those. Excellent!

That is so funny and oh so true to real life

Lol Frosty, he does sing it fast doesn't he? If you get the hang of the lyrics though, they're a great rendition of the Great British Christmas

He he seeing as how it's just passed 12am that officially makes it today so the countdown is:

SEVENTEEN days until Christmas.

When I get my camera back in a few days I'll post photos of my christmas character to update the countdown. More fun.

Been wanting to post pix of my snowman ever since you guys mentioned snow the other day (on other thread I think) so here we are, my snowman of 2009. First pix was when I first made him, second pix was two weeks later and all the snow had gone but my snowman was still hanging in there. That's how cold it is round here!

I thought it was a duck

((((Lampers)))

LOVE the snowman! He's great, but I have to agree with fishy; he does look like a white duck in the second pic.

Ohhhhhhh my poor snowman, being compared to a duck I do have another photo where he's even smaller but that's pushing it a bit I think. Let him look like a duck!

And yeah Frosty he is wearing a crown - though it's meant to be hair! Better in this pix (he he another excuse to post a photo with my new found expertise)

Keep going Lampers!!!

Countdown to Christmas: 15 days to go!

Oooo I was wondering what the clip was about! Just as well I've got to wait until I get home to see it cos we don't want farting elves blaring out in the office do we

Lets see if we can get back into the swing of things!!!!!

Oh I DID see the farting elves clip last night. Boy, was I glad I couldn't view that at work!! It had me in fits

I am in hysterics here after
reading that. I cant even see what I'm typing.

Oh bless you.

Right ((((Draggers)))) it's official - you are most definitely NUTS!!!! You gave me a great start to the working day - thanks!!!!!

That looks like a christmas dodo!!

Elf and safety eh? Whatever next? No; don't
answer that

I made myself a snowman,
As perfect as could be,
I thought I'd keep it as a pet,
And let it sleep with me.

I made it some pyjamas,
And a pillow for its head,
Then last night it ran away,
But first - it wet the bed!

Twas a cold and frosty morning; AV lay in his bed
Twas dark outside; and foggy too,
He mumbled and stirred, and this is what he said,
"I just have to get up, I'm busting for the loo.

AV you need lots of love

!! Surely you're not thinking what I'm thinking

Welcome to the bad ass thread viewers!! AV and Dragglepuss - you really are setting the bar to new heights/lows - who knows - but happy to see some fun here! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

big hugs.Going now

Draggers on Christmas Eve we can track Santa here http://www.noradsanta.org/en/

Sorry (((pf))) can't do - I'm in the bush with a very low level river/rivulet!!!

this has to stop I can't keep bursting into fits of laughter in the office. Peeps think I'm nuts

That is a lot of viewers though, at this rate we'll have more than an X-Factor final by the new year.

Honolulu? What's she got then? The OBE or something?

Hey you are doing fine, I have an appointment with a shrink end of next week to discuss mood lifting meds!!!

on top of the tree!!!!

I've written to Father Christmas to ask him if we can keep you like this for always That would be the bestest prezzie all of us could get

Your ditty about 17 ways to roast the turkey had me in fits last night but tell me; who were you thinking of when you wrote that

The image of you and Scars atop Frosty's tree singing naughty christmas songs defies belief. Just so long as she remembers to bring you down before the tree goes off to be turned into mulch in the new year; yule ! be fine

Well whatever you lot are on I want some! Keep this up and we'll all be having a very merry Christmas indeed.

Anyway here's the countdown: thirteen days to go!!!!!! That's less than two weeks, two weeks yesterday in fact. Not long now...

Ok, so who has done all their xmas shopping?

I have! Here's what I've got..

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my forum gave to me...

12 Scars baking
11 Lampers lighting
10 Liese’s leaping
9 Luci’s boozing
8 Morgs-a-milking
7 Fishys swiming
6 Pings-a-laying
5 Aaaa Vvvvvv’s
4 Starrynights
3 True North’s
2 Pf’s
And a IN A fir tree

I would like to apologise to any one I have not offended yet Please be patient; I will get to you shortly

Fantastic!!!! Aaa Vvvvvv

AV you just whacked!!!

I love cats, but whose tree are we sitting in, PF do you have cats, or are we in Luc's tree with the kittens, yeh!!!

pssttt, While no-ones listening. I didn't exactly write the one about the snowman either I adapted something I found elsewhere

((((Pf)))) I can't offend you!!,

AV I heard that!!!!

Oh and what is a sort of cat??

((Pf)) since you asked SO nicely..


12 frosties freezing
11 frosties feasting
10 frosties faltering
9 frosties fermenting
8 frosties-a-fiddling
7 frosties floundering
6 frosties fragmenting
5 Peeeee Efffffffs
4 swiss rolls
3 cuckoo clocks
2 Zurich gnomes
And a in a fir tree.

I'm sure you're suitably offended now Pf

You could just fly round and round and round and round and round the top!!!!!

Yay; I've offended Pf AND Germans all in one go. Result.