Deep
I'm going home now, yeh!!
She needs to be kept occupied, I agree.
She needs to be kept occupied, I agree.
Oh deffo a good idea to keep Dragsie occupied 
I think I hear the comforting sound of dragonfly grey matter whirring into action as we speak. Won't be long now....
I think I hear the comforting sound of dragonfly grey matter whirring into action as we speak. Won't be long now....
Yup; they're the numbers I was thinking of 
If you are the cloven hooved dragonfly then; then
yup; BSE is a distinct possibility
If you are the cloven hooved dragonfly then; then
yup; BSE is a distinct possibility
Ooooo no draggers. You's definitely not thick.
It might be DMD Dragomfly Metabolic Disease
instead. It can be cured but only by raising
your metabolic rate through the ingestion of
copious amounts of chocolate and alcohol.but;
and I know this will hurt; NO smelly cheese
It might be DMD Dragomfly Metabolic Disease
instead. It can be cured but only by raising
your metabolic rate through the ingestion of
copious amounts of chocolate and alcohol.but;
and I know this will hurt; NO smelly cheese
Smelly cheese and DMD definitely don't mix, not a good combination, never seen it myself but heard lots about it!!!!!
Try and sound a little sincere!!!!!
There's always hope Draggers! Just lay off the
gorgonzola and you'll you'll be flying round
that tree top like a demented gnat
gorgonzola and you'll you'll be flying round
that tree top like a demented gnat
Bzz Bzz Bzz, splat, aw shame. It can't be like that AV 
No; you're quite right. It can't be like that.
More like Bzz Bzz Bzz Plop as draggers homes
in on another sip of voddy nectar and a nibble
of chocolate; before taking to the skies above
the tree tops. Refreshed and full of christmas
cheer
More like Bzz Bzz Bzz Plop as draggers homes
in on another sip of voddy nectar and a nibble
of chocolate; before taking to the skies above
the tree tops. Refreshed and full of christmas
cheer
Full of christmas cheer! Hm
Maybe after the meds kick in!!!
Maybe after the meds kick in!!!
We are all going oh no, don't run out, we have to keep each other going!!!
Keep going Draggers; keep going. Your friends need you.
Btw; how many peeps are opening the little windows on their advent calenders? There fun aren't they
We should have got Trevor one. Whoops, sorry, wrong thread 
Btw; how many peeps are opening the little windows on their advent calenders? There fun aren't they
We should have got Trevor one. Whoops, sorry, wrong thread
Oh AV, he is such a tink, keeps drifting in and out of threads....
the world's gone mad........
Yeah I know, I'm hogging this thread at the moment but I'm bored so I trawled the net and found this:-
Partridge In A Pear Tree
Dearest John:
I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge in a pear tree. What a delightful gift. I couldn't have been more surprised.
With dearest love and affection, Agnes
December 15th
Dearest John:
Today the postman brought your very sweet gift. Just imagine, two turtle doves.... I'm just delighted at your very thoughtful gift. They are just adorable.
All my love, Agnes
December 16th
Dear John:
Oh, aren't you the extravagant one! Now I must protest. I don't deserve such generosity. Three french hens. They are just darling but I must insist.... you're just too kind.
Love Agnes
December 17th
Today the postman delivered four calling birds. Now really! They are beautiful, but don't you think enough is enough? You're being too romantic.
Affectionately, Agnes
December 18th
Dearest John:
What a surprise! Today the postman delivered five golden rings. One for each finger. You're just impossible, but I love it. Frankly, John, all those squawking birds were beginning to get on my nerves.
All my love, Agnes
December 19th
Dear John:
When I opened the door there were actually six geese-a-laying on my front steps. So you're back to the birds again, huh? Those geese are huge. Where will I ever keep them? The neighbors are complaining and I can't sleep through the racket. PLEASE STOP!
Cordially, Agnes
December 20th
John:
What's with you and those birds???? Seven swans-a-swimming. What kind of joke is this? There's bird do-do all over the house and they never stop the racket. I'm a nervous wreck and I can't sleep all night. IT'S NOT FUNNY.......So stop with those birds.
Sincerely, Agnes
December 21st
OK Buster:
I think I prefer the birds. What am I going to do with eight maids-a-milking? It's not enough with all those birds and eight maids-a-milking, but they had to bring their own cows. There is poop all over the lawn and I can't move into my own house. Just lay off me. .
Ag
December 22nd
Hey:
What are you? Some kind of sadist? Now there's nine pipers playing. And do they play! They never stopped chasing those maids since they got here yesterday morning. The cows are upset and are stepping all over those screeching birds. No wonder they screech. What am I going to do? The neighbors have started a petition to evict me. You'll get yours.
From Ag
December 23rd
You Creep!
Now there's ten ladies dancing - I don't know why I call them ladies. Now the cows can't sleep and they've got diarrhea. My living room is a river of poop. The commissioner of buildings has subpoenaed me to give cause why the building shouldn't be condemned. I'm sticking the police on you.
One who means it, Ag
December 24th
Listen Idiot:
What's with the eleven lords a-leaping? All 234 of the birds are dead. I hope you're satisfied, you rotten swine.
Your sworn enemy, Miss Agnes McCallister
December 25th
(From the law offices Taeker, Spedar, and Baegar)
Dear Sir:
This is to acknowledge your latest gift of twelve fiddlers fiddling, which you have seen fit to inflict on our client, Miss Agnes McCallister. The destruction, of course, was total. All correspondence should come to our attention. If you should attempt to reach Miss McCallister at Happy Dale Sanitarium, the attendants have instructions to shoot you on sight. With this letter, please find attached a warrant for your arrest.
-Merry Christmas
Partridge In A Pear Tree
Dearest John:
I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge in a pear tree. What a delightful gift. I couldn't have been more surprised.
With dearest love and affection, Agnes
December 15th
Dearest John:
Today the postman brought your very sweet gift. Just imagine, two turtle doves.... I'm just delighted at your very thoughtful gift. They are just adorable.
All my love, Agnes
December 16th
Dear John:
Oh, aren't you the extravagant one! Now I must protest. I don't deserve such generosity. Three french hens. They are just darling but I must insist.... you're just too kind.
Love Agnes
December 17th
Today the postman delivered four calling birds. Now really! They are beautiful, but don't you think enough is enough? You're being too romantic.
Affectionately, Agnes
December 18th
Dearest John:
What a surprise! Today the postman delivered five golden rings. One for each finger. You're just impossible, but I love it. Frankly, John, all those squawking birds were beginning to get on my nerves.
All my love, Agnes
December 19th
Dear John:
When I opened the door there were actually six geese-a-laying on my front steps. So you're back to the birds again, huh? Those geese are huge. Where will I ever keep them? The neighbors are complaining and I can't sleep through the racket. PLEASE STOP!
Cordially, Agnes
December 20th
John:
What's with you and those birds???? Seven swans-a-swimming. What kind of joke is this? There's bird do-do all over the house and they never stop the racket. I'm a nervous wreck and I can't sleep all night. IT'S NOT FUNNY.......So stop with those birds.
Sincerely, Agnes
December 21st
OK Buster:
I think I prefer the birds. What am I going to do with eight maids-a-milking? It's not enough with all those birds and eight maids-a-milking, but they had to bring their own cows. There is poop all over the lawn and I can't move into my own house. Just lay off me. .
Ag
December 22nd
Hey:
What are you? Some kind of sadist? Now there's nine pipers playing. And do they play! They never stopped chasing those maids since they got here yesterday morning. The cows are upset and are stepping all over those screeching birds. No wonder they screech. What am I going to do? The neighbors have started a petition to evict me. You'll get yours.
From Ag
December 23rd
You Creep!
Now there's ten ladies dancing - I don't know why I call them ladies. Now the cows can't sleep and they've got diarrhea. My living room is a river of poop. The commissioner of buildings has subpoenaed me to give cause why the building shouldn't be condemned. I'm sticking the police on you.
One who means it, Ag
December 24th
Listen Idiot:
What's with the eleven lords a-leaping? All 234 of the birds are dead. I hope you're satisfied, you rotten swine.
Your sworn enemy, Miss Agnes McCallister
December 25th
(From the law offices Taeker, Spedar, and Baegar)
Dear Sir:
This is to acknowledge your latest gift of twelve fiddlers fiddling, which you have seen fit to inflict on our client, Miss Agnes McCallister. The destruction, of course, was total. All correspondence should come to our attention. If you should attempt to reach Miss McCallister at Happy Dale Sanitarium, the attendants have instructions to shoot you on sight. With this letter, please find attached a warrant for your arrest.
-Merry Christmas
OMG I leave you for a day and all hell brakes loose!!!
Ooooo I know that flat battery
feeling. A flat batt cat. Sounds
like something you'd get from
MFI or Homebase
feeling. A flat batt cat. Sounds
like something you'd get from
MFI or Homebase
Do you all get high like this every year at this time? It is exhausting!!!
I think it's possibly a coping strategy Scars.
Exhausting yes. But it helps. A bit like
therapy itself I guess.
Exhausting yes. But it helps. A bit like
therapy itself I guess.
OMG, I have been invited to my aunts for xmas eve/day, will need a bit of plugging in me thinks!!
(((((Scars)))))
I don't know about you but that sounds worse than being on your jack jones over the christmas. I'd need more than plugging in if it were me. Can you fake a contagious illness a bit like jerry in the good life? "and yuletide felicitations to you too!!"
I don't know about you but that sounds worse than being on your jack jones over the christmas. I'd need more than plugging in if it were me. Can you fake a contagious illness a bit like jerry in the good life? "and yuletide felicitations to you too!!"
Can't keep up with you guys - livewires indeed!
So just saying, we're off to get our tree this avo, looking forward to that!
And the countdown update: TEN days till Christmas. Hope everyone has ordered their turkeys, today's the last day for it.
So just saying, we're off to get our tree this avo, looking forward to that!
And the countdown update: TEN days till Christmas. Hope everyone has ordered their turkeys, today's the last day for it.
Yes, frozen for us too this year. We had a trial run when the family were here last Saturday and we didn't poison them (god knows we tried ) so we must be doing something right.
) so we must be doing something right.
Frozen birds, don't you hve to start cooking them now
They got me after 800 boo hoo
Perhaps you don't hate them enough!
Hmmmm, I thought an attack of the sprouts came after the Christmas dinner
LOL I only managed 283 the first time but got to 890 the second, I kept getting distracted by things like the ducks falling off the wall and his hat slipping down his head. This is HILARIOUS!!!!! Loved it. Great game. Doubt if I'll score any better it's just too funny to keep bashing sprouts
Oh no!! Hoover and a big roll of cellotape called for Pf
oh look its my dadlol
OMG my laptop screen has just turned into a mirror Do I really look that rough?
Do I really look that rough?
Fine set of teeth AV, but your nails could do with a cut
You know those long handled shears you use for cutting the edges of the lawn? well I wonder if they make nail clippers like that
Glad to see the festive santa hat on AV ....or are you the real Santa? Maybe the tummy is from all those mince pies and glasses of sherry
The real Santa? With that stomach? All those narrow chimneys to climb down? 
I think they're wings on his back. Maybe it IS draggers daddyoh after all
I think they're wings on his back. Maybe it IS draggers daddyoh after all
What about a strimmer for the nails!!!!
Chain saw massacre!! oh that's the other thread!!!
even the neighbours hungry jack russell would be better than these suggestions