Has she gone into hibernation?

Come out wherever you are.... we knows you is hiding somewhere....

I haven't been here for a couple of days, time to resurrect it seeing as how: COUNTDOWN

only six days till Christmas.

Hope everyone has sent off their cards and bought all their presents and decorated their trees. Did mine yesterday and only the lametta to finish it off. It looks bloody good, even if I say so myself ahem ahem (maybe will post a photo if I work out how to do it in the next twelve hours.)

I should add that the shape of the tree in the first place was perfect, so easy to decorate.

What is a lametta?

I thought it was a scooter was the 1950's

I think it's posh name for tinsel Scars

Lampers thinks she's posh!!! Hm! Trying to bamboozle us with etiquette!!

If you don't know what Lametta is how would you know what a tinsel scar is? It's that language you folks have over there!! What are both of these things?

you are confusing everyone AV, you need to put the commas in the right place!

You're confused? I've confused myself!!

I need a drink....

Not going home time yet, or is it for you? I have a petanque Christmas dinner tonight.

Not quite off yet. Off to Covent Garden for beers and food in an hour or so

Lucky you, Xmas do with a few friends, or a works thing, if you don't mind my asking?

Yes its a works thing tonight. Just six or seven
of us but it should be fun

No Frosty; it just means you know someone called Lametta !!

Ha Ha, enjoy your evening AV, not too much of a heavy head in the morning, don't want to be up on my own again!

I hope not, Scars (note the comma!!). I need to be up at 6.30 urrgghh!!

Another word I don't get!

Up at that time, and before, every morning! Sometimes even at the weekend, I know, I am "mad"

Which word Smiley?

6.30? I know; it's still a strange one on me too

Ah a time thing, lay in is a strange phenomenon to me.

all three.

Well I'm in the Christmas spirit now !!!

Me, I have just finished with my christmas do with petanque (careful how I spell it). Feeling happy but sad.

AV how are you doing with yours?

Lol lametta is NOT tinsel . It's very finely cut silver or gold (or red or green or multicoloured) strips of foil that you hang over branches of your tree so that it looks like icicles. It shimmers in the slightest breeze or movement of air and is fantastic. A tree is naked without it as far as I'm concerned. And it's bloody hard to come by in UK!

LOL i am having real problemstyping I have had too many mulled wines this avo after seeing Pdoc. So I'm probably talking shit and don't realize it

Ha ha anyway it's still 6 days to Christmas. I'm compos mentis enough to know that. Man I could grow old and die correcting all the typos I'm making. I should gibve up and go to bed before i really stuff things up.

Can't go without using another few Christmas smileys though



Merry Christmas ho ho ho

Hey Lampers, had too much wine myself.!! OMG I am better off going to bed. Phoning a helpline or something is needed.

Waaay too much voddy and wine for me tonight!!

Voddy? Isn't that Luci's tipple of choice? Didn't you know AV never mix grain and grape. Although maybe vodka doens't really come under the classification (man you don't want to know how many times I tried typing that word before I got it right. I did get it right didn't I?) um where was I oh yeah, maybe vodka doesn't come under grain but is in a class of its own. So ha ha all that to say well ignore what i'm drivelling on about.

Hope noen of us have a hangover in the morning. Scars I also hope that a helpline is not needed tonight

Is everyone bright and squeaky this morning?

Yay I'm good. Voddy and wine aren't too bad
a combination after all

Got to get ready for work now, nearly the weekend!

What did the policeman say to the snowman when he caught him stealing?

Freeze!!!

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

Ice caps!!!

Why do ghosts live in the fridge?


Because it's cool!

What do you give a man who has everything?

Antibiotics

What do you call a man who has rabbits coming out of his a**e?

Warren!!!!!

What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!

I do sympathise with you Pf. It's the same problem here too. So much searching unless you know just what you want to get someone.
Only three more shopping days to go now.......

A long busy night ahead for you then Pf; hands all covered in glue and bits of paper.

They'll love them, for sure.

Oh yes; I'd forgotten the glitter on the carpet mishap!! Maybe computer graphic design will save on the cleaning up afterwards