I love cruises. It's the only way to go on vacation. Someone is right at your beck and call all the time, relaxed with no thoughts of anything. Ahhh wish I was on one now. Seriously, it's like being one of the rich and famous on those cruises.

Smiley, you been away or something? Catching up pretty quick!!!

Yeah. I'd much rather have food poisoning on a
cruise than have it stuck at home. Much better
class of stomch bugs on a cruise ship

a bug is a bug is a bug!! I would just love to sleep in a bed!

No not physically away just mental. This holiday has really taken a toll on me. I feel like I have a bug - a mental one. and you're right - a bug is a bug!

Perhaps it's a mental bug I've got too

This time of year always leaves me feeling totally drained.

We've all got mental bugs Lol

orange canoe in the living room and you want me to call you "normal" yeah right!!!

It was most likely the most interesting thing to watch in your TV room over Christmas.

I admire you for that Most peeps just sit back and moan about it. Good on you

Moaning time is finished for now

Yours was the place to be yesterday then . No wonder it was quiet on here I haven't played twister for ages. Yer get yerself in all sorts of knots even if your sober

Never played, seems like I have still got it to look forward to, on my list of things to do perhaps!!!

You needs to be very bendy, with long arms and legs
and you don't half get into some funny positions with other people

Missed ya loads

Ha ha stabilisers that's a good one!! Poor Luc She can be with me

Wouldn't Fishy get stuck to the mat with her suckers? We'd never get unstuck would we?

How comes you's bendy AND frosty at the same time? Won't you crack Or does we have to thaw you out ready to play?

We'd have to coat the mat with something slippery and then we'd be all over the ruddy place

Thanks scars x. Draggers

Ooooo!! 5 of us now playing; 6 with Fishy; we need a bigger mat it'll end up like a rugby scrum

Arms, legs and ar**s everywhere

I think I might have an unfair advantage with 5 legs ...could be interesting Oooo and I'm very bendy too and can spell upside down

I'd be no good then cos I cant spell the right
way up!

Even I don't know when I supposed to be back!!!

Wait! No! I've got it.
It's the second Thursday of the week following
the second full moon after pancake day. But only
because I was born in the year of the pig.
Otherwise it would be the Saturday before the week
following the last full moon of lent; right

None ...the others flew off

Can I take 50/50 I'd phone a friend
but they're all as thick as I am

Well I suppose the dead 3 were left

OMG I leave for a little while and all hell breaks loose!!!! But have you all noticed that on all the pages created on this thread today how many laughs there are!!!

Assuming they didn't plunge headlong into
Luc's voddy and she swallowed the lot; them
Fishy wins! Btw, when am I due back? I need
to get my office lottery subs paid up

I have found that the lady who does the office lottery at our place wins more on her own that when she places the office numbers!!!

Lost count....

Well!! Of course, I KNEW it was Monday all along, but I thought I'd let frosty win this one

just because

Christmas is over, who is going to start a new year thread?

You have !!! Lets hope it's a great
one for everybody here

I'd do the ironing if I were you

No the jokes were great. I'm creased up
and in need of an iron now!!

Be gentle with me I'm easily marked
by a hot iron. Delicate setting only

Steam is the only way to work out the creases AV...

AV is to be reborn as Gnasher from the Beano
in the new year is he?