He's just had two jammy dodgers, so go easy on the Jaffa cakes.

And I gave him ice cream and jelly

Do you think perhaps we need to balance out the goodies with some cauliflower or sprouts...

Good thinking Iris; I reckon we should put you in charge of making sure he gets his 5 a day. That way you'll get to see him at least once a day to give him his fruit and veg. But sprouts? i think there was green s**k all over my floor last time he had those

I know he likes Jaffa cakes, that's why most of the packet I opened this afternoon has gone

Are you sure it was Trevor? Are you sure it has
him who ate the Jaffa cakes? Hmmm. I wonder!

He loves a chicken curry but he makes such a mess!

Well I'm about to cook him a leek,bacon, potato
and cheddar omlette for his tea so I hope he's
still got some room left.

You cook AV? Lol

Oh yes I cook. Must dash, Trev's omlette is ready
to come out of the frying pan now.

Are you inferring I might have eaten the Jaffa Cakes? Surely not

Ah a man that cooks will always win my heart lol starryfish you know you ate them all lol

Ah. A lovely omlette; Strictly on the telly; and
I've won Luci's heart. Life doesn't get any
better than this.

And all my Jaffa cakes are gone too...

Take away for Trevor tonight... with lots of veg...

Ooh did Starryfish eat them?

That'll be the 14" deep crust vegetarian option
from Domino's then, Iris; right? Tut tut. Poor Trev.

sorry iris, I think I did, I got distracted with Strictly

I'm waiting to watch celebrity get me out of here.....I do enjoy laughing at Helen

Not to worry, Starfishy, I like to share... And just a little pizza can count as at least 2 of the five a day!
Enjoy your tv watching - am indulging in another viewing of L of the Rings! All that fantasy is good for me. Farewell reality!

Farewell reality. I think that sums up x-factor.
I've just watched my last EVER episode.
What a farce!!

I agree AV, that was totally *******. I don't use bad language but I am seriously tempted. So predictable. You cook.....

Yeah I cook. I'm still steaming at the moment.
Poor Ella. What a joke.
Oh btw is it too early to eat mince pies? Well
I've just had one anyway LOL! Mind you I didn't
make those though Scars.

Mince pies, i hate them!! Though I do love the pastry around the mince meat, unless they are smothered in custard, yum,

Hold on though we are being distracted, where is Trev? come out, come out where ever you are!!

No it's okay Scars, he's got his bowler hat and
briefcase and is with me on the train into the
city. He reading his copy of the Beano!! Very
dapper he looks too.

City worker eh, will he have his own desk?

Oh for sure he will. And a mug with his name
on it for the numerous trips to the coffee
machine. He'll have his own x-box to play on all
day too. He's the talk of the office you know!

Sheesh - you peeps better hope I don't buy into this!!! If I uplift Trev and he comes to Oz you've got no hope of finding him!! Poor bugger - he must be totally exhausted!!

Shall I get him some corks to tie to his bowler hat just in case

Oh I can get him a hat from Mexico

The sombrero sounds like a great idea Luci; but you'll have to get him a black stick-on moustache to complete the authentic look.

It's 5 long months before I go

Well, that's perfect Luci he's got time to grow his own moustache

a sprout!! What a great idea for a transitional object!

I was kinda thinking I'd like to keep his little scarf cos he won't need that down under or in Mexico.

Btw, are ALL of Luc's voddie bottles empty?, or wouldn't she let a full one out of her sight?

No AV I have one in the fridge that has at 2 drinks in it

Luc; how do you know that the Birds Eye fridge bear isn't helping himself to your voddie while you're not looking? Have you got one of them security cameras hooked up to your pc?

That's reminds me of a time I was having a drink and I told my son it don't taste like vodka.....my youngest son had some of it and topped it up with water the little bugger

I think I was guilty of that sort of thing as well with my dads home made wine! Actually the water tasted a lot better than the wine if I remember correctly
We mustn't let Trevor get into such bad habits Luc.

oh yeah, that old trick! done that one once or twice myself :P! Trevor's mine!

Time for Trevors tea soon Closed Doors. He's
asked me to do him some fish fingers and beans
tonight. Come on Trev; say bye bye and thank
Closed Doors for looking after you.

Fish fingers and beans? I was going to bring Trevor to visit you one day but sod fish fingers and beans lol