While everyone is (rightly!) marvelling at poetic prowess on other thread, decided to see of Trevor would help with stats analysis...

I am SOoooooooo bored. If I didn't have to have assignments in soon I'd be drinking hot chocolate and watching old films...

Please let Trevor be stats whizz and do my work for me. Please??

((Iris))

Yes; you'll be fine with Trevor doing your stats
work, he's a wizz at maths.

I'm so bored I'm actually looking forward to a
trip to the supermarket shortly

Just got in from morning run, very cold outside but bracing!!!

I just wanted to post to see how many hours you've had Trevor now, Scars; cos I'm too lazy to work it out for myself

Ooo about 20 hours!! perhaps I should take over for a while.

I thought you had Trev, you asked Luc about a snowman when he slipped onto the other thread!!!

Spag bol and a glass of vino, sounds good, what's for pudding? The change of food will do him good, as I am not very good with food.

Hmmmm, spag bol; a bottle of Chianti; errmm, has to be profiteroles with loads of choccy sauce, right? Oh and cream

....oh gosh, think of the mess Trev's gonna make with those...

I don't know, I prefer something with custard, as long as it does not have sultanas or cherries or blueberries in it. Anything with pastry!!! But the chianti is a very good idea

Nothing like a good stinky cheese Oh dear am I going to be sitting in the corner though, just me and Trev and the cheese?

One of my faves has to be Old Amsterdam. It's
not too smelly; but gosh is it hard!!

Old Amsterdam - yumm AV I've had that. Now all we need is some pickles and crackers and a glass of port and that'll be Christmas sorted

Pickled onions, silverskin, christmas and the pineapple!!!!

AV can I come to yours for christmas, sounds just the combination of everything. (cheesy grin)

(((Scars)))

You're more than welcome. I'll order in an extra
large, very ripe and very stinky stilton and
more baguettes and we'll enjoy them together.

Love the cheesy grin btw

Smelly cheese...yuk

Luc you wont have time for anything with all those kitties on the rampage!!!!

Luci,

Here's what I would do. I'd dab a little smelly cheese on each of the decorations and the TREE. That would keep the kitties away from them AND fill your house with the wonderful aromas of Christmas

Good idea AV, but alas not favourable for Luc I think. Smelly cheese seems to be getting a bad name around here!!!

Hey Scars; I think we should start Trev off on some cheeses don't you. Maybe the occasional mini Babybel wouldn't go amiss. What do you think?

Ah that would be lovely, a slow introduction to a bit of culture, cheese, some good bread, wee sips of red wine, perhaps some saucisson as well!!!

So! Does anyone want a kitten? Lol

SSHH Luc if my daughter hears you, she will go mad for one!!!

Last post from me before I go for dinner, I've been posting like mad today, I wonder if that's one of my defences coming out to play

Anyway, just to inform you all that MY post happens to be the last one at the moment, and that makes me the winner.

Not for long LL, defences probably yes, avoiding all other important things of the day, that is what I have been doing all day!!!

This is how I'm feeling today - like I've been on a soap box for the last twenty four hours lol.

That's how I feel I should be with home life sometimes, if I start doing that then things might get done!!!!

Couldn't be on forum and not attempt to be the last post - though it's a moot point whether I actually want the dubiuos distinction of being a thread killer.

Oh well maybe Scars will emerge from the woodwork and beat me to it

You called!

A bit damp this morning on my run and there is a strange light across the sky!!!!

Is that what they know as sunrise in sunnier
climes Scars? Gosh that wind is keen. I hope
Trevor has got his vest on this morning

There was no wind where I was!! But with Trev being so young he should be wrapped up warm whatever! So whoever has him make sure he is please.

I'm on a warm train now and there's bright sun
through one window and a huge black cloud the
other side. Weird. I'm on the sunny side hehehe!
Yes keep Trev well wrapped; it's still rather
chilly.

Oh bother. The cloud's winning and now its
peeing down just as I have to get off the train.

We are a nation of brolly users, hope you have yours and a little one for Trev.

I'm wet!! Perhaps Trev should have one of those brollies you wear on your head like a coolie hat or a lampshade. Then he can keep both hands stuffed in his pockets as boys are wont to do

The sky did look a bit strange this morning scars....a bit spooky I thought!

((((Scars))))!!!

I'd rather NOT try to explain that one if you don't mind

Er Um!! AV - really!! anyhow nite all!!!