Lol he couldn't have done a worse job that I did that's for sure. Nothing like being stuck in a narrow country lane with about a million cars behind you and a HUGE jam in front (trucks stuck in mud or some such thing). And this was on the detour after being sent back by the police from the scene of the accident.

Trevor was not happy!

Oh and yeah AV, he's all yours

You have him AV, i'm not in a good place ...

Dont worry I'll have him for the
night. You just look after yourselves okay?

Oi AV you very nearly won! That's two days yours has been the last post

Lol not anymore though

Ha ha, love the smiley!!

((((Lampers))))

That was a bit of a long stint with Trevor; I thought you'd forgotten about him

(((Draggers))) I'm sure he'd love a pair a flashing reindeer antlers, don't you. I lent him mine but they were too big!

He would look so cute I think,

Is he enjoying his look?

Trevor the red nosed trophy
has a very flashy nose
da da da da......

Did you run out of steam........

yes! My brain cell got a touch of
the screaming ab dabs and wouldn't work
any more. I was hoping sleep might help
but still no inspiration.
Maybe you or draggers can finish it
off!!

Hmm now there's a thought, let me see

I think it's official. My brain cell is
cryogenically frozen from waiting on cold
stations for trains.

You do sort of get that impression Draggers, don't you?

A good dollop of laughter always helps I reckon, but this area of the boards has gained a peculiarly European flavour of late. Maybe we ARE all barmy after Oh well; c'est la vie, and all that....

hmmmmmmmmm it probably helps that i've got a cracked sense of humour but i think you're both totally SANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! just don't have so much time to chat with you all. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Okay then ; brain cells suitably thawed out, then here we go...

Trevor the red-nosed trophy
Had a very shiny nose
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it glows

All of the other trophies
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Trevor
Be the trophy for any games

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Draggers came to say
Trevor, with your nose so bright
You’re the perfect trophy for this forum site
Then all the trophies loved him
And they shouted out with glee
"Trevor the red-nosed trophy
You'll go down in history!"

As one of your biggest fans! I think this one lacks something, you have not offended anyone! No fir trees mentioned, no voddy etc.... but who am I to say anything?

It's nearly Christmas, Scars, and I'm feeling in a particularly kind and benevolent mood

I'm going to be extra specially nice to Dragsie and Luc cos we've gone on about fir trees and voddy bottles a bit too much. or have we?...

Ok then, shall we start again in the new year!!!!

Okay; that's one new years resolution we're sure to be able to keep

I think so, I suppose someone will start that thread closer to the time?..

Oh! It's no fun being nice all the time. Let's have another poem..

One little Dragsie at the top of the tree
Two young Essex gals going on a spree
Three plastered members wrapped around the tree
Four empty voddy bottles standing silently
Five legs of starryfish wobbling drunkenly
Oh, what a sight for us to see.

Aaahhhh. I feel better now

Oh I missed you.......lol

my turn!

Oh crikey; Trevor thinks he's the parcel in a game of pass the parcel at the moment; there's so many want's to look after him This is good to see; we can share the childminding duties now.

Draggers grown up - **Oxymoron alert** **Oxymoron alert**

Shame we did that one already, list oxymorons.... If only we had known what she was like at that point!!!!!

Well, it's T time for me now.

BBL.

BBL? Bye Bye Ladies!!!

We knows you is grown up really draggers

But we still love it when you come out to play
with us kids

you can still bend down to tie your laces
up? I can't cos I'm ancient. I put my feet
up on a chair to do mine. Not like your teeth
though, they are still attached to my legs

you are not alone there draggers I can assure you!

Any more overhang and I wont be able to see
my feet let alone tie laces up......;(

Oh Scars; don't tell me you've never had lunch
on the run

Stop (ha ha) avoiding the questions AV, still intrigued as to why the teeth are in your legs?

cross posting there, she chased you!! Dragonfly with big teeth!!!

I thought horse fly bites were bad enough but
I didn't know that dragonflies left their
knashers embedded in your knees! Ouch!

No doubt she will be back for them, watch yer back....

I think I've just spotted
a pair of Dfly gums glinting in the dark.

I'm scared. Very scared. Very very very scared.

Yikes! That's one scary 'fly draggers Don't let trevor see that or he'll have nightmares, poor little lad.

Hey; they don't call me cheesy knees for nothing you know I still think that patella is an Italian smelly cheese

Patella followed by a glass of chilled limoncella