((Lamps))

Have you ever seen McClacton tartan!! I'm sure it's very nice.

Ooo, does this put me last now then??

Ouch AV, though it does have a certain ring to it!

Always wanted to ask this..... What do they REALLY wear under those kilts?!!

((Smiley))

Breeches made from Haggis pelts. A firm favourite are the pelts of the Great Crested or the Lesser Spotted Hagii.

OMG! Is that English? LOL

Hehe!! No probably not Smiley; but it's better
than trying to say haggisisisis's !!!

We love the Scots really you know, south of the
border!

AV you know so much about Scottish culture. Did you also know that the Haggis, Great Crested or Lesser only has 2 left feet.

So it can walk around the mountains

Scars; you are a mine of information! No, I
didn't know that about the haggii. It makes
perfect sense though because I've yet to see
one on Strictly!!!!

Luc

How do they get back down again?

Hmmmm; I wonder what Craig et al would make
of a Lesser Spotted Haggis dancing the Dashing
White Sergeant or the Gay Gordons? Oh lordy, are
we still allowed to call it that these days??

Oh Lordy indeed!! They don't walk around the mountains, they run, up up up up

A haggis goes into the pub and orders a bottle of the finest whisky.
"You're looking very smug with yourself" says the barman.
"Aye" says the haggis, "I've just bin sewin ma
wild oats"

Lol AV you've been the last post for nearly 24 whole hours now, that probably qualifies you as The Winner. But I'm just going to make up the rules as I go along so nya nya nya

I WIN!!!!

p.s. love the haggis jokes. Anyone for haggis and chips?

No I win LL

...sadly not Luc

Oh yes I am

Any of that haggis 'n chips still going spare?
I'll have a pickled gerkin with mine.
Btw; have any of you Scots ever tried a deep
fried Mars Bsr?

Deep fried mars bar yummy lol

Can't say I have. Sounds interesting though. I love pickles too!!

(((Luci)))
I'm sure they are yummy; but HOW many calories???

btw; I've never tried one either...

Deep fried pizza is better tho

Lucina,

Have you tried deep fried oreos? Or deep fried ice cream - my favorite.

CHOLESTEROL!!!!!! she cries in a suitably horrified voice

Ack the very thought of deep fried anything makes me feel slightly sick (but that could have a lot to do with the fact that I've just pigged out on Ikea meatballs, picnic bars and choc ices.)

A propos, why have they stopped making Magnum Ecuadors?????

Anyway, I the winner, AGAIN

Liese I hate Oreos (couldn't find a green smiley lol)

Got 10 mins at work left to home time, night shifts are hard, longing for my bed lol

Oh yeah.....I win

I think it's me ...

night night all you lovely people!!

Sweet dreams AV

W I N N E R

Not anymore, Tas

Still here

Oooo look! There'a AV emerging from the London
fog this morning.

Am I in line for choccies now?

Oh AV just looked outside, it is a bit foggy out there lol

Not here, it's bloody raining, AGAIN! Mind you, we had a lovely sunny day yesterday so I shouldn't moan too much should I?

Oh as for winning he he

Isn't it always foggy over there?

Liese

It's not ALWAYS foggy here. It's only foggy when it's not raining; and when it is foggy that just means it's going to rain anytime soon!! Don't you just love the English weather......sigh!